Hey, I've got plenty of muscle- Yeah! That's it. How about if I just, you know, throw myself off this shelf and land on you. Wait, no, wait - hear me out, it's good, I promise. If you just scrunch up all that paper into little balls and lean forward a bit, I'll throw myself onto you and it'll all get jammed in your eyes with any luck.
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Date: 2012-10-02 12:00 am (UTC)