evildoorstop | [action] The Frozen Depths of Hell!

[action] The Frozen Depths of Hell!

[Murray has found himself outside a lot lately, in the cold and the snow, but now it's time to take advantage of it. He is currently sitting on top of the fountain, soaked and icy. He has some little icicles forming in his eye sockets and at the back of his skull. Despite his icy situation, he seems diabolically cheery, calling out to random people passing by.]

Beware my frozen sockets of doom! This land will be smothered in the winters of death! Beware! Turn back! Turn back! Before the frozen depths of hell envelop you! [And other such threatening comments.]

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What?! You think cultivating a pirate-y reputation is a mere walk on the beach? It takes dedication, my good head!

[He sighs.] Isn't there anyone here who knows enough to be scared of a talking skull? One of the walking dead-sitting dead!

It's the fact that you're a talkin' skull that makes you not scary. And your personality.

No, but how is being disguised going to help people know of the fearsome demonic skull!

You mortals are strange. [No comment on the personality.]

OH! Right! Erm. The disguise is just for around-the-town things. When you're out to fetch in your meat and veg for the week. And, you know -- spread the word about the fearsome skully what terrorizes everyone by night.

[ He pauses; he's not exactly "mortal," not anymore. Still, he probably shouldn't bring that up. ]

You ain't exactly one to talk.

[Another pause while he absorbs this, his bony brow raising slightly as it settles in.] Spread the word about my own acts. HA!

Take pity on the poor little guy who knows such wretched stories. What has he seen?? YES BWA HA HA!