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[Action]Tales of Horror

[Beware beware, in the depths of the library's horror section there lies a dark shape, a masked head tucked in between the terrible chaos and insanity of H.P Lovecraft and the darkness of Brahm Stoker.

Those nearby may hear the echoes of a low and gravelly voice.] And so it was...And thus did darkness fall...Terror rained down upon the land...

[The voice will be silent at times leaving some to meet this being accidentally.
Stumble upon this grisly scene at your own peril.]

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Bwa ha ha! [He has no idea what just happened, and it doesn't help that he can't see very well.] Feeble spells are powerless against me!

I'd appreciate you not knocking me back again though. [He sounds disgruntled.]

[Rei glares at the mask, picking up her scroll and pulling the mask off whatever it was]

A skull? Thats...all? Thats somewhat underwhelming.

[Sorry Murray, you're getting picked up. Rei turns the poor, helpless, skull over looking for...well...anything really evil, but careful to avoid being in bite-range]

Seriously? Are you really just a talking head?

[His jaws clack, but in not so much as a biting sort of way as much as a spluttering way if he was more capable of spluttering.]

Hey!

...What do you mean just? I am no mere talking head! I am Murray, demonic skull of more power than you could imagine!

Oooh, could you stop turning me over?

[Well she's realized you are absolutely no real threat, Murray, and just blowing hot air. Obviously, if you were really powerful and demonic...then her magic would have worked.]

What? Stop turning you over? You mean like THIS?

[She'll turn Murray upside down and look right into his empty sockets]

And...your name is Murray? Thats...a pretty good name for a funny talking skull. Can you do anything but chatter?

[This is accompanied by her giving you a raspberry]

I terrorize [grunt] the mortals!

[Have an upside down glare.] Hey! Stop it! The terror of a thousand mortals in lowest fiery depth of hell will fall upon you! AH!

Will I really? Murray-san, do you have any idea how silly that sounds? If you can, make me afraid. Go on, work your magic

Uher...Could you put me down first...?

If you are REALLY that powerful, make me.

Put me down or I'll...I'll...Ooohh what's the point? Are you just going to stand around all day holding me? It's uncomfortable!

Fine, geez.

[Rei sets Murray down and leans in, blinking in curiosity. What...was this thing?]

Where did you come from, Murray-san?

I was once a vicious pirate sailing the seven seas! Terror of the Caribbean! Bwa ha ha!

And now...you're a kind of adorable talking head?

[She sighs]

Adorable? ADORABLE?! I am a terrifying demonic force!!

Terrifying? Come ON. You are a talking head. You clearly don't have any magical powers.

[No magical powers? Never!]

And how many talking skulls do you know?

A couple. But I can sense that you don't really have any real power. I can feel the evil in things, and...you've got about as much evil as a cockroach.

[SPLUTTER]

Is it a really evil cockroach?

Yea, sure. The most evil little cockroach you could ever ask for Murray-san. Still little though.

Little? Ha! All the better to hide and jump out terrifying all who cross me!

Except...you're still just a head. Nobody'll be afraid of you, they'll just laugh!

Laugh at me at their own peril! [Getting just a wee bit desperate here...]

Murray-san...you're getting upset aren't you?

No.

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