Murray

[There is a seemingly ordinary box sitting on a shelf among the item shop supplies, ordinary until it starts emitting a clattering sound and a voice…]

Alone at last! I will rule this wooden realm! Oohhh, my skull…The next time that measly pirate tries that again, he shall meet the clicking jaws of his doom bwahaha!

[There’s a pause.]

Gee. I thought it would be wetter. It sure is boring – OUCH! [There are sounds of bumping and clacking as he is bouncing around trying to see what is hurting him.] What? What are…Wings? Wings?! Yes! The power of mobility is mine at last! All shall bow down in fear as I soar across the land spreading pain and misery! Buwahahaha! Now if I could just get out of here. 

[There are more sounds of bumping and sharp clacks.]

Argh! Release me or suffer my wrath! Mere wood can’t hold me forever! 

[Murray's journal is also inside the box with him, but he is too self absorbed to notice it just yet.]