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[Murray has found himself back in the Item Shop, where to his delight he's come across a familiar though old skeletal arm, still covered in a layer of now dried paste. Anyone nearby or over the journal may see a skull sitting beside the arm exclaiming loudly.]

My arm! At last! Enemies beware, for Murray, the mighty demonic skull is no longer one mere skull, but has limbs again! ...one limb! Again! The powers of torment are once more within my grasp! BWAHAHAHA!!!

[Muttered] Still a bit pasty. Ergh.

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Date: 2012-09-21 02:33 am (UTC)
aceoffours: (Awkward)
From: [personal profile] aceoffours
Oh, go on. It's not as if you... Actually, you know what? Nope, nevermind. I don't know where it's been. And it's all bony and human-y anyway.

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Date: 2012-09-22 12:53 am (UTC)
aceoffours: (Reassuring)
From: [personal profile] aceoffours
Did you just say demonic power? I suppose that does explain how you're talking without all those horrible fleshy bits that humans like to keep on their faces.

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Date: 2012-09-25 09:20 pm (UTC)
aceoffours: (Not amused)
From: [personal profile] aceoffours
[Wheatley narrows his eye and stares at the skull for a moment.]

Mate, that's completely disgusting.

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Date: 2012-09-25 09:37 pm (UTC)
aceoffours: (Awkward)
From: [personal profile] aceoffours
Ohhh. Ohhhh! Oh, wow, I was thinking of something totally different. I'm dead embarrassed now.

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Date: 2012-09-28 03:35 am (UTC)
aceoffours: (Sad)
From: [personal profile] aceoffours
Erm, no, I just meant it in the figurative sense. Is that what you are then? The walking dead- Well, not walking obviously, but you know, the undead, a shambling, er, no, sorry. Sorry about that.

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Date: 2012-09-28 03:44 am (UTC)
aceoffours: (Considering)
From: [personal profile] aceoffours
Oh, right. Pleased to meet you, mate. I'm Wheatley. Hey, that's something we've got in common then, isn't it? The rolling, I mean, not the cowering thing. I've tried terrifying mere mortals before, didn't go so well. Not worth it if you ask me.

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Date: 2012-09-29 09:59 pm (UTC)
aceoffours: (Surprised)
From: [personal profile] aceoffours
Hey, what's that supposed to mean?

[Sounding more offended than confrontational.]

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Date: 2012-09-29 10:05 pm (UTC)
aceoffours: (Not amused)
From: [personal profile] aceoffours
I can be threatening when I want to, thank you very much indeed. [Sounding a bit offended now.] I might not look like much, but I did used to have a body, you know. A big huge one, at that.

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Date: 2012-09-30 02:37 pm (UTC)
aceoffours: (Buddy)
From: [personal profile] aceoffours
Really? What was yours like? I bet it was really scary, with like claws and talons and spikes and everything, wasn't it?

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Date: 2012-09-30 11:02 pm (UTC)
aceoffours: (Thinking)
From: [personal profile] aceoffours
Ooh, yeah, blood, you've got to have the blood, haven't you? Wouldn't be proper demonic power without some dripping blood. Oh! And fire, you've got to be on fire if you're a demon. You don't look very on fire at the moment though. Let's find some matches!

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Date: 2012-09-30 11:28 pm (UTC)
aceoffours: (Innocent)
From: [personal profile] aceoffours
Sounds brilliant! Alright, let's take a look around for something flammable. [He repeats the last word a couple of times, thinking about it as he swivels his eye around the room.] Flamm...able... flammable...

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Date: 2012-09-30 11:55 pm (UTC)
aceoffours: (Thinking)
From: [personal profile] aceoffours
[As Murray tries to grab the paper with his arm, Wheatley constantly encourages him.]

Alright, yep, you've, you've got the arm there, of course, that's a start. Now you just need to move it on over to where the paper is. There you go, you've- Nope, nevermind. Don't worry. Keep trying, left a bit, right a bit...

[And eventually:]

Hey! Well done! I thought you weren't gonna manage it for a moment there. Alright, now we just need to find a way to stuff it in your eyes. Could be a bit complicated, actually.

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Date: 2012-10-02 12:00 am (UTC)
aceoffours: (Considering)
From: [personal profile] aceoffours
Hey, I've got plenty of muscle- Yeah! That's it. How about if I just, you know, throw myself off this shelf and land on you. Wait, no, wait - hear me out, it's good, I promise. If you just scrunch up all that paper into little balls and lean forward a bit, I'll throw myself onto you and it'll all get jammed in your eyes with any luck.

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