[action] The Frozen Depths of Hell!

[evildoorstop]

[Murray has found himself outside a lot lately, in the cold and the snow, but now it's time to take advantage of it. He is currently sitting on top of the fountain, soaked and icy. He has some little icicles forming in his eye sockets and at the back of his skull. Despite his icy situation, he seems diabolically cheery, calling out to random people passing by.]

Beware my frozen sockets of doom! This land will be smothered in the winters of death! Beware! Turn back! Turn back! Before the frozen depths of hell envelop you! [And other such threatening comments.]

Comments

[immamartillo]

Yeah, it is! Have fun freezin' out here by yourself.

[ With one final scowl he goes to leave. ]

1/?

[evildoorstop]

I didn't need you anyway.

2/?

[evildoorstop]

The dead can't freeze. Or mighty demonic forces.

3/? Screwed up and had to edit.

[evildoorstop]

I'll just keep sitting here. I'm happy here. On my own.

4 and done. He's such a whiner sometimes.

[evildoorstop]

Maybe I can scare a snowflake.
Or spit snow at people.
Make a snow sculpture. With my teeth.

He's hilarious, though XD And sorry, I used the wrong icon

[immamartillo]

[ Firo takes a few more steps, but then stops, against his better judgement. Sighing, he turns around to face Murray again. ]

...Can you even spit snow? You don't have any lips.

[ But he's still talking without a tongue... ]

1/2 I did too! So even xD

[evildoorstop]

[Murray ignores at first, still caught up in his own 'plans'. Then pausing to think on the whole spitting aspect.]

2/2

[evildoorstop]

I might. If given a good target. Maybe you'd like to volunteer.

[immamartillo]

...I ain't that nice. Why don'cha use a wall or somethin'?

[evildoorstop]

Walls don't make any noise! Or hurt. Or get cold. Where's the fun in that?

I'm so sorry, I lost the notif for this one

[immamartillo]

It'd be no fun for me either way.

[ He glances around, hoping that someone else will come by and distract Murray. ]

Look, why don'cha just... hide in a bush and jump out at people walkin' by r somethin'?

No problem. I'm just slow for no reason sometimes

[evildoorstop]

Hide in a bush and jump out at people. Jump.

[immamartillo]

[ He rolls his eyes. ]

Okay, fine. Float out at 'em, or whatever it is you do.

[evildoorstop]

...Oh that would be good.

[immamartillo]

Even better if ya wait until nighttime to do it. Bet ya could spook some people pretty good.

[evildoorstop]

Night is a better time for terror. That is true.

[immamartillo]

People are always jumpier then.

And you might wanna trade the icicles for some fake blood or somethin'.

[ This brainstorming thing is actually kind of fun. ]

[evildoorstop]

Fake? Only fake?

[immamartillo]

[ ...He probably shouldn't have brought up blood at all. ]

...Don'tcha think it's a little pointless to hurt somebody just for a joke?

1/2

[evildoorstop]

...

2/2

[evildoorstop]

No?

[immamartillo]

...Well, it is. You can do just fine with fake stuff, most people can't even tell the difference.

[evildoorstop]

I...suppose that's always an option...

[immamartillo]

Of course it is. It's probably the easier option, too.

[evildoorstop]

It is rather hard without hands...